This award is for the most humorous moment in fanfiction. What scene had you keeling over and wiping your tears, while you were cackling hysterically? The story must be done, unfinished stories will be rewarded next year!

And the nominees are:

Author and story
Scene
Nominator and motivation

Starbright

Blinding Devotion

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"Boys," he stated and added "girl" as Lou looked up at him. "I hope you all learned a lesson from all this."
"All what?" Jimmy asked irritated, sensing another sermon approaching.
"About the perils of blind devotion."
"Excuse me?" Lou rebutted, "blind what?"
"Blind devotion my dear," Teaspoon smiled, "you were all too wrapped up in your beliefs to see the truth behind it all."
"What did you put in his coffee Rachel?" Jimmy let out in an irritated snarl. Noah had to hide behind his back while laughing silently. Cody peered at Noah from across the table and they both had to bow their heads, both holding their breaths to placate the threatening laughter. They sensed it somehow wouldn't be appropriate to burst into hysterical laughter right now.
"Now listen up all, I'll start with you Jimmy. You had blind devotion in yourself. If you would have waited for Kid and Lou and not run off by yourself halfcocked you wouldn't have been in this mess to begin with. Am I right son?"
Jimmy stared blankly at him. "I think you mean blind faith Teaspoon, not devotion."
"Sometimes that can be just the same, son. Don't interrupt me now, I have a lot to say."
Kid moaned theatrically.
Teaspoon turned to him. "Oh I'll get to you in just a minute. Jimmy, when you need help you gotta ask for it and allow people to help you. You can't go off all on yourself and cause damage. Your devotion to do it all by yourself
ended up in you almost getting killed. Enough said, son?"
"Yes please!" Buck whined from the far end of the table.
Teaspoon ignored him and turned to Cody. "Son, I admire the way you stood up for the pastor, but in doing that you closed your eyes to the truth. You got confused about who your real friends were, you were blinded by the dazzling
grandeur and forgot the small tokens that constitutes real friendship. Think about that son!"
"I'm trying Teaspoon, I'm really trying." A confused Cody nodded while casting desperate glances around the table to get some help in the interpretation of Teaspoon's sermon.
"Same goes for you Lou," the Stationmanager added sternly.
"Me? What did I do?"
"Well let me see...you ran away from here to there, then you ran away from there to here. I'd say you were blinded by your devotion to finding trouble."
Lou's eyes almost popped out. She leaned in to the Kid. "Jimmy's right, I think he's had one too many!"
Kid chuckled, drawing Teaspoon's attention to him.
"Uh Kid..."
Kid tried to make himself invisible.
"You were blinded by your devotion to righteousness. See sometimes what we think is right turns out to be wrong. Or the other way around."
Kid peered at the stationmaster. "Teaspoon, I think your blinded by your devotion to lengthy speeches."
"Sarcasm suits you about as well as that nose of yours son," Teaspoon remarked as the riders tried to hide their bubbling laughter. They were just about to die when Teaspoon rose to his feet and stretched his arms lazily. "I
think I have made myself clear, now I'm gonna devote myself to some sleep."
As the door closed behind him the riders burst out in a loud cackling laughter lead by Noah that had given in to the spasm and was shaking while leaning onto the table. Even Rachel had to sit down and laugh. Tears running down their faces they howled helplessly.
"It's all my fault," Rachel laughed, "I told him to learn one new word a day. And I gave him this book..." With a squeal Rachel sank her head to the table and joined the others in their howling mirth.
"Let's find it and free him of it," Noah whined breathlessly, "let's all blindly devote ourselves to that!"


Dana
Starbright had me laughing hysterically during this scene.  I could totally picture this happening on the show.  And Teaspoon was so, you know, "Teaspoon."  VERY funny!

 

Sid

Jack Fell Down

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Jack stared at the clean lines of Jimmy's profile, fixing him into her memory, every detail: his cautious smile, his thin lips, the way his eyes tilted down at the corners, his laughter, the comfort of his company, his loyalty. 'Oh, God, you'll go on all day if you keep this up,' she thought reproachfully.

"What are you thinkin' about?" His voice was low, playful.
'You,' she answered silently. Could she say that? Did she dare? To hell with caution. "You, Jimmy."
He seemed pleased. "Really? That's kinda coincidental, you might say."
"Why?" She couldn't resist teasing. "Were you thinking of yourself, too?"
He played along. "As a matter of fact, yes. I was just admiring my lovely complexion." They laughed.
"I always knew underneath that tough exterior you were just another conceited dandy."
"A *what*?" Sometimes the terms Jack used were still completely lost on him. He knew she was joking, but what the hell was a dandy?
"Ehm..." Jack hesitated, her brow furrowing as she thought. "A fop," she offered. When he continued to look puzzled, she tried again: "A gadabout? No? Ehm...a lazy, good-for-nothing rich boy."
"Ahhh." Jimmy broke into a grin. He shook his head, chuckling. "I don't guess I'll ever get over that accent or those things you say sometimes."
"Makes life rather interesting, though, eh?"
He nodded. "Yeah, I reckon it does."
"And it's not as if I always understand *you* all the time, either! For instance, what exactly is 'tarnation'? I remember Teaspoon saying that all the time." She did an incredibly bad imitation of Teaspoon's Texas drawl, "Why, hellfire and tarnation, boys!"
Jimmy burst out laughing. "Was that supposed to be *Teaspoon*?"
"It wasn't good?" She pretended to look wounded.
"You sounded like yourself...only drunk."
"You're a beast." She smacked him lightly on the shoulder. He caught her hand in his and drew it through the crook of his elbow, resting it there. She gave him a shy smile and walked closer beside him.
"Let's not waste our time arguin' over how we talk," he said smoothly.
"No," she agreed.
"We've wasted enough time already, haven't we?" He met her sad eyes with his own and Jack felt a harsh pang.

Katta
I would like to nominate the following sequence from Jack Fell Down to both humorous and romantic scene. it's simply so sweet and so funny. Not to mention how educating it is, half of those words *I* didn't even know.

 

Aimee

The Lady and the Law

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"Make sure you save some for Buck, boys," Teaspoon said.
>That means you Cody< Ike signed.
The boys all laughed as Cody reached for another biscuit. "A man's gotta eat," he protested. "'Sides, there's plenty for Buck."
"Jimmy, take the plates to the stream and wash them," Teaspoon said. "I'm gonna get me a few minutes of shut eye until Buck comes back." He sat back against a tree, stretched his legs out in front of him, pulled his hat over his eyes, and was soon snoring loudly.
Jimmy gathered up the plates, complaining loudly the whole time. "Its not enough that I do the cooking but I'm expected to clean up after these slobs too. And they don't even offer to help, the lazy-good-for-nothing..."
"Hickok, you sound just like a woman." Cody threw a handful of dirt at him. "Quit your bellyachin' and get those dishes done."
"Cody, I have half a mind to shoot you right now," Jimmy threatened.
"Boys, keep it down. I'm tryin' to sleep over here," Teaspoon bellowed. "Jimmy, go get those dishes washed. As for you Cody, there are plenty of repairs that needs done around the station. I'll have Rachel put you to work soon as we get back." Jimmy laughed while Cody pouted, and Teaspoon just shook his head, pulled his hat back over his eyes, and resumed his snoring.

Dana
The line from Jimmy to Cody, "Cody, I have half a mind to shoot you right now," totally cracked me up! I thought it was so funny, I actually added it to my sig line (this coming from a true Kidette! - okay, so I'm weird). It was just *so* Jimmy!

Beth
I love this scene where Jimmy is complaining about doing the women's work of cooking and washing dirty dishes. It would fit perfectly in with an actual episode of the show.

Nesciri

Dark Intruder

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She laughed heartily at Kid's foul face as he rose from the dusty ground, angrily eyeing the beast that had placed him there. "You wanna a helpin' hand, Kid?" she teased him from her elevated position as Teaspoon smiled at her.
"I'm sure that can be arranged Lou! Why don't you get down here..."
"She's not doin' anything," Kid replied with a glance over Lou's shoulder, "'cause here comes Rachel and she don't look happy..."
Lou looked at him with a frightened look in her eyes and in her haste to get of the fence, she got caught and it ended with her sprawled on the ground fighting to get on her feet. Kid walked over and offered her a helping hand. Lou rose and looked bewildered around for a furious Rachel.
"Got'cha," Kid murmured in her ear.

Starbright
This scene is Monty Pythonesc and that is the highest form of humor IMHO. I just saw it happening before my eyes and sank into hysterics.
That "Got'cha" is just perfect!

Charla

A Ride into Reality

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All four of them turned to stare at the object that Cody was approaching. It set just inside the bunk door and none of them had seen anything like it. Cody tapped it with his foot, then lifted it up to study it closer. It felt almost weightless and made a crinkling sound as he squeezed it.
"Just looks like a new tin can to me." Jimmy commented. "Probably from Tompkin's store."
"This ain't like no tin I've ever seen. A shot would completely destroy it. Even Kid wouldn't get a second shot." Buck felt that shiver again as walked over and took the item from Cody. He turned it around in his hand, looking at all the words.
"Co Ca Co La," he read slowly.
"Sounds like an Indian word," Kid remarked, "anything you recognize Buck?"
Buck shook his head and continued to study it. "It says Charlotte, North Carolina right here on it too. Ya'll know anyone from around there?"
"Give me that." Jimmy snatched it from Buck. The can crushed even more in Jimmy's strong hands. He tossed it in the air and caught it. "Yep, it's light as a feather and it sure is shiny."
"Look at you boys, " Lou snapped, "you're tearing it up, ruining it!"
Cody, meanwhile, noticed something else on the floor next to where he found the can. He bent, studied it a moment, and picked it up. "Look at this, it's like paper, but you can see right through it! It's kinda sticky too." Cody looked irritated at having got it on his hands. He shoved the flimsy object at Buck. This time Lou moved over for a closer inspection.
"What's that written on it?" Buck studied it carefully, "Twin Key? 'Cept they spelt it wrong."

Kim Roberts
I was a naughty girl and took a peek at Charla's story at the office. But I almost gave myself away and had to cover my mouth to keep from laughing out loud as I read this passage in chapter one as the riders are discovering the 21st century. Charla's imagination worked overtime on this entertaining story.

Sid

My Foolish Heart

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By ten o'clock I could have cheerfully strangled her by her tiny little neck. By ten after I was besottedly in love. It started when she spotted the game of checkers on the mantlepiece. "Let's play," she said.
I made a face. "I don't play games."
She raised an eyebrow. "Don't you?" she said sarcastically.
"Ha ha." She laughed. Maybe it was just my imagination, but I think she was actually beginning to like me. I set my book aside, relenting.
"All right. Just one game." The truth was we were both bored out of our minds. After breakfast I had fed and watered my horse, with Lou as my unwilling companion. And then the snow began falling again. Once inside the house we were at a loss as to keep ourselves occupied. I had picked up my book and Lou had sat and stared at the fire. It wasn't exactly an exciting morning. I began to fully comprehend just how bizarre our situation was as I stared at the pages, the words swimming before my eyes.
We began to play. Within the first five moves Lou was whipping me soundly. No matter where I went she found a way to take my men. She had four kings before I'd so much as made it halfway across the board. This is why I don't play games.
"Stop doing that!" I exclaimed as she trounced yet another of my men.
"Doing what?" She giggled in delight, landing her king in its square with an unnecessary thud. I pointed to the board in outrage.
"That! Stop doing that!"
Lou covered her mouth with her hands. "Your move," she said, stifling another giggle.
I glared at her, then began studying the board. I saw my opportunity and moved, at last capturing one of her men. "Aha!" I crowed, flipping the token into the air and catching it again.
Lou stroked her chin and nodded. "Yes," she said gravely, lifting her king."Good move, Rafferty." Then she took three of my men.
"You are a wicked, wicked girl!" I shouted over her laughter.
"You should see the look on your face!" Lou threw her head back, her body shaking with laughter.
"I'm glad you're enjoying my humiliation." My face was red with shame: beaten by a girl, and thoroughly beaten at that.
"You look like this --" Lou stuck her lower lip out and slouched pitifully.
"I don't look like that."
"Yes you do! You look just like Cody does when someone else wins. He gets all pouty and whiney, and you have to baby him for a while till he gets over it."
"I'm not pouting!"
"Tuck your lip in and I'll believe you."

Lily Shannon
This scene was just *so* sweet and funny. I loved the interaction between Lou and Rafferty, Lou's glee in beating him and his embarrassment at losing so badly. I love how it shows Lou warming to him and having them play checkers was a really fun idea. It gave them a chance to interact without it being forced. And the description of Rafferty being beaten by Lou was too funny. I giggled through the whole scene, especially when Rafferty calls her a wicked, wicked girl :-)

Raydeen

Skyfire

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When Kid walked into the house a half hour later, Lou was asleep at the table in the kitchen, his head pillowed on his arms atop the table. Kid tried to make as little noise as possible as he dragged the metal tub into the middle of the kitchen floor. Around the third bucket of water, Lou stirred from his nap. He sat up slowly as Kid poured the bucket in the tub, "Kid?"
"Oh, hi there Lou! Emma thought you'd want a bath-" Lou smiled and rubbed his eyes, "That would be nice-" he noticed Kid looking at him, "somethin' wrong?"
Kid stood up straight, "No! It's just you look real nice without your glasses." He quickly walked out of the room to fill the bucket and when he returned, Lou had his glasses back on. Kid paused for a moment and then shook it off-maybe Jimmy had somethin' there. When he was done he set the bucket down. "I'll leave this here so someone can bail it out. I've gotta ride comin' up." He was almost out the door when a soft voice reached his ears. "What?" He turned back.
"I said, thanks Kid!"
That smile, Kid cringed. What the hell am I thinking? Kid fairly ran out of the room. Lou watched him go.

Kid nearly ran into Jimmy on his way out of Emma's. "Watch it!"
"Sorry Jimmy," Kid looked flustered, "gotta ride."
"Yeah well-" he grabbed Kid's arm- "How's Lou?"
"What about him?" Kid almost laughed, that sounded really rude.
Jimmy growled at him, "You were just in there, how was he?"
"Lou was-" Really kind of pretty. Kid resisted the urge to smack himself silly, he looked around for help.


Lou took Katy's reins from Kid, "Welcome back Kid, good ride?" The instant he was off Katy's back and staring into Lou's eyes, Kid was back to worrying. "Huh? Oh, the ride...fine, just fine."
"Well, you should go right on in, Emma's got breakfast on the table. You wash up, I'll take Katy."
He watched as Lou led his pony off to the barn. He found himself staring at the gentle sway of Lou's hips. His palm connected with his forehead as he tried to shake himself free of these awful feelings. How would he ever explain to the others that he thought he was falling in love with one of the boys. I gotta wash up, he thought. Wash up...HELL...I need a cold shower!


Kid looked between Buck and Ike, there was something missing in the translation. "Her?" He asked softly. Jimmy threw his hand over Kid's mouth as the doctor looked up. "Shut up Kid, the doctor don't know."
"Her?" The voice was muffled behind Jimmy's fingers. Cody and Jimmy dragged him into the corner, "YES!" Jimmy hissed into his ear, "her!"
Kid felt sick. Cody whacked Kid on the back, "That's right...you were on a run!" Cody's grin stretched Kid's patience. "Jimmy caught 'em sleepin' together."
"Who?"
"Lou 'n Buck...in the stable...Jimmy 'bout fell over!"
Kid could understand, he was havin' trouble staying on his feet too. "I need-"
Jimmy looked back at him...Kid was almost a pea green color, "Kid? You okay?"
Kid tried to shake his head and almost lost his lunch. "I gotta-"
Cody finally noticed Kid's condition. "Kid?"
"I gotta sit down-"
"What's the matter Kid, never seen a girl before?" Jimmy dragged a chair over and Cody nearly pushed him down on it.
Kid stared across the room, remembering all the times he'd watched Lou, wondering why he felt- Kid let his feelings out in a rush of air "Thank God..."

Joan
the three little scene pieces that show Kid's growing attraction for what he thinks is 'one of the boys' it is so hilarious to 'watch' him fret and fume over the attraction... he tries to hide it as he begins to have feelings for lou and almost loses his mind over it!!! too funny.... and the way he finds out she's a girl.. having jimmy and cody drag him off and 'talk' to him over in the corner... i could just picture kid in every scene... it's soooooo perfect... everyone needs to read this story... NOW!!!!

Sid

Away in a Manger

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After a heated rock, paper, scissors tournament, Jimmy finally admitted defeat and approached the wriggling baby with a distrustful eye. He stepped carefully as if expecting the infant to be on the offensive. As he neared, the baby let loose a happy shriek that pierced both men's eardrums. Jimmy winced and moved closer.
The strong, foul smell wafted toward him. It was the smell of an outhouse on a hot summer's day. Jimmy stood over the baby, eyes narrowing distrustfully. The baby cooed and grinned at him, flashing the lone tooth once more, pushing with miniscule toes against the confines of the manger. Fat arms and legs exploded into joy, slapping against the little chest and slicing through the air. The baby watched Jimmy with shining green eyes as the tall man loomed over the bed of hay. Kid watched them both, snorting with suppressed laughter.
Jimmy looked down. "I hope you realize I don't know what the hell I'm doin', little one." The baby nodded as if in complete understanding. "And you're gonna have to stop thrashing about like that, all right?"
All four limbs stilled obediently. The dark green eyes were fixed on Jimmy with complete trust.
Jimmy knelt once more beside the manger and began to unwrap the blanket from around the baby. A fresh waft of smell met his nose and his nostrils curled in disgust. The baby had soiled its diaper clear through to the white nightgown. It cooed happily at Jimmy.
Jimmy lifted his kerchief from around his neck, bringing it up over his mouth and nose, settling it firmly into place till it obscured the lower half of his face. From his vantage point in the hay in an opposite corner of the room, Kid erupted into laughter.
"You gonna take it off at gunpoint, Jimmy?"
"Keep quiet, you, or I know what I'll be doin' with this here diaper when I'm through with it."
Kid's mouth clamped shut immediately."

 

Charla
Not only did this TYR Christmas story illlustrate the true meaning of Christmas, its depth was heaped with plenty of humor. So many endearing scens made me laugh, but this was my favorite.

Laura

A Twist of Faith

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Leaning against the wall, Teaspoon watched the young woman as she walked over to Jimmy, who had been on his way over to the bunkhouse.
He suspected that, even though she'd only been joking, Christine may have hit the nail on the head with her last comment. Jimmy seemed a changed man, if not an altogether different one, and Teaspoon was happy for it. He hadn't lost the characteristics and opinions which made him who he was, but the pessimistic nature which he had nursed at times and some of the scepticism which closed him off to others, seemed to have disappeared. Suddenly aware that Kid and Cody had joined him at the window, he looked across at the two young men.
"Maybe that's why Jimmy isn't so grouchy with Chris around," Kid suggested shrewdly as they watched Christine greet Jimmy with a kiss and then slip her arm around his waist as they walked off away from the bunkhouse.
Cody shrugged and gave a quick snort. "If I'd of known that's all it takes to stop him storming around the place, I woulda sucked it up and kissed him months ago!"

Sid
Sometimes all it takes is the right line at the right time to put a whole new spin on things, and in this scene Cody's ine does it all!
When I read it, I *literally* (not just a figure of speech) aughed
out loud, and for a very long time. You can just picture Cody saying
it - he's vaguely irritated, not even really thinking about what he's
saying, and he just comes out with it. It's perfection!

Sid

The Streets of London

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: "Not so hard, really. Just let me make my own decisions, and you and I will get along just fine." Having said that, Lou did not wait for Kid to open the door for her, but opened it herself and unceremoniously hopped in, buckling herself in.

Kid's fingers rapped softly on the window. Reaching for the handle, Lou maneuvered the window to whisper softly down into place. "Yes?"

He was grinning, an infectious, highly amused smirk that touched Lou's nerves just a bit. He cleared his throat. "Just thought I'd warn you -- the turn indicator's a bit dodgy; you might have a bit of bother with it."

"I beg your pardon?"

"The turn indicator." Kid pointed. "It's a tad unreliable. Give it a good tug and you should be all right."

Lou followed the direction of his extended finger, and for the first time noted the steering wheel directly in front of her. She stared at it for a moment, uncomprehending. "The turn indicator?" she murmured to herself. Kid's curly head ducked a little lower. They were eye to eye, and his were dancing, enjoying the little scenario unforgivably. "I reckon you shouldn't have any trouble with London traffic at this hour, but would you like directions?"

Lou stared again at the steering wheel. It was there, on her side. The right side, the passenger side. She wondered bemusedly why Kid had bought a car with such a flaw. Suddenly hours of 'Masterpiece Theatre' and BBC news registered with Lou. She glared at Kid. "Shut up and let me out of the car."

For a moment, her ears burned with mortification, and she couldn't look at him, hear him laughing, without wanting to deck him. He was just so damn smug about it!

After a minute though, she began to see the humor in it, and a slow smile worked its way over her lips. She leaned back against the car and crossed her arms over her wrinkled blouse. "All right, all right," she relented. "Pretty funny, I know."

Kid's laughter was fading, but not his grin. Obviously this was an anecdote he was going to remember and enjoy for a long, long time. "Your face...you were looking at that steering wheel like you were trying to work out what the hell it was doing there and how you could get it back on its proper side."

"I was," Lou admitted, running her hands over her face and sighing deeply. "God knows I've seen enough television to know your steering wheels are on the opposite side, but for some reason it just didn't click."

"Jet lag, Louise. It'll get you every time."

"This doesn't mean I'm changing my mind about going to the station! I still have every intention of reporting for work today."

Kid saluted her mockingly. "Aye-aye, Captain. Message received."

Lisa R
I really think Sid's words are enough motivation, but this whole scene just had me chuckling. She gave a perfect set-up - modern Louise being just like Express Louise when it comes to Kid, trying to get her way and be a strong woman. She gave fantastic descriptive words - to the point where I could picture the car, picture Lou in it, hear Kid laughing and see her mortified face. I loved this whole scene and it will be one I remember for a long time.

Sid

My foolish heart

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  DCAmy
I found it highly amusing when bad boy kidnapper Rafferty Nolan is making snow angels on his way out to the barn to feed his horse. And it was made even better by the fact that Lou,his hostage, sees him and is laughing her head off inside the house. Great comic scene in the midst of a not so great situation for Lou...