The Difference Between Playing in Spain and the UK

We know, because we’ve done both.

Spain

Them: We take you to the hotel. Is bery, bery close to the benue. Then we eat, fish, meat. We have wine, fantastic, is special for this region.

UK

Them: Hotel? You havin’ a laugh?

Us: What? We didn’t say anything!

Them: Sorry, mate, the fried bread n’ fish crumbs are for paying customers only.

Us: We didn’t ask for any of those! And what are they, anyway?

Them: Look, no bands allowed on stage, so piss off mate.

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