Black Smetana is a two man band exploring the sonal qualities of the universe.
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This is the exploration of a very mysterious paradox
If the atoms are made out of plus and minus charges
Why don't the minus charges simply sit on top of the plus charge
They attract each other, why don't they just sit there on top
Why is our atom so big
Why if the - is the nucleus here and the electrons around here
First it was thought that it was because the nucleus was big
No, nucleus is very small
The atom in its diameter here is 10^-8 cm
The nucleus in its diameter is of the order 10^-13 cm
What does that mean, that means that if you had an atom and you wanted to see the nucleus
You have to expand it, magnify until the whole atom is the size of this room
And then the nucleus is a bare speck that you can just about make out with the eye
There's a gate, in Japan, a gate in Nikko
Which is sometimes called by the Japanese the most beautiful gate in all of Japan
But it was built in a time when there was great influence from the chinese art
It's the Yomeimon gate
And a - it's a very elaborate thing
With lots of cables and very elaborate and beautiful carving all over and lots of columns
Has dragon heads here and dragon heads there
It's a beatiful thing
When you look closely you'll see
That in the elaborate and complex design along one of the pillars
One of the design elements, one of the small design elements
Is carved upside down on one of the pillars
There otherwise the thing is completely symmetrical left and right
But this one thing is turned upside down
And if you ask why is this, then the story is this
It's carved upside down, so that the gods will not be jealous of the perfection of man
But I'd like to turn the idea around and claim
That the true explanation of the near symmetry is this
That god made the laws only nearly symmetrical
So that we shouldn't be jealous of his perfection
Doubting, which I think is to me is a very fundamental part of my... soul, is to doubt and to ask
When you doubt and ask it gets a little harder to believe
I can live with doubt and uncertainty and not knowing
I think it's much more interesting to live not knowing than to have answers which might be wrong
I have approximate answers and possible beliefs and different degrees of certainty about different things
But I'm not absolutely sure of anything and of many things I don't know anything about
I don't feel frightened by not knowing things
By being lost in the mysterious universe without having any purpose
Which is the way it really is as far as I can tell, possibly
It doesn't frighten me
I'm guided by a signal in the heavens
I'm guided by this birthmark on my skin
I'm guided by the beauty of our weapons
I'm guided by the Hammond
... the Hammond! The Hammond!
While outlining the proof for the Goldbach's conjecture by guesswork, numerology and source field theory, we stumbled upon a collection of fractions resonating in prime frequencies.
Curiously, after Fourier transforming them, representing them in the base of 8 and interpreting them as almost monochromatic riffs, we ended up with this piece of music, that hopefully ranks low on the listener's Vitumetric scale in all inertial frames.
Turning to the fires of the feast of Midsummer, this song enters the realm of truism never before heard in a Black Smetana production. Beware the warmth and light of the flaming bonfire as it can undo your mental growth.
This year's anthem delivers peace, love and hobos as a concise long-wavelength fluctuation. Led by a ukulele it strives for reduced redundancy. Adjust your senses and get ready for a Hawaiian dream in momentum space without cut-offs.
You're now about to witness our 10th New Year's track. This time it doesn't merely tie two years together, but it transforms into a bridge between two decades, good and evil, yin and yang, fish and chips. Enjoy the magnificent auditory statement and find yourself immersed in the everchanging mood-fluid.
By adjusting each sample on the waveform manually, we have reached a new level of artistic craftmanship. For one second of Your entertainment, we have painstakingly edited each of the 44100 elementary musical building blocks. Next step is to connect our brainwaves straight to the fabric of the cosmos.
After many mammoth projects, Black Smetana returns to the outpost of EZ. This leptosomic mammal was completed in under 14 minutes, compared to the recent average of approx 14 months per recorded minute of this high level of quality (hi-fi). We regularly top the quality level of randomly generated music!
What started as a grim act of jazz turned into a cakewalk of rock with the help of the Reaper. Black Smetana's first project on this side of the river paints a surprisingly similar picture as their earlier work. Maybe you can find something new. They did not, but they learned to talk very convincingly in the third person.
A loosely tied, epic and surely pompous triptych.
The slightly intimidating beginning evolves into a silly incoherent aurea mediocritas -type rock riffing. The whole marvellous residuum culminates in a predictable storming.
With a melody handed down by an external entity, the only option that could have kept us sane, would have been to abandon it altogether. Needless to say, we sank to the oh-so-familiar disorder.
...on semi-melodic processes, approximately in the key of Em, as iterated with electric guitar, bass, drums and saxophone.
This song started, as most of our songs, with the idea of world domination. But somehow after several transmutations, it turned out to be a metaphysical contemplation of antigravity and the issues it poses for the self. Your brain will surely be taxed with the soup without meat without soup.
Do you have the patience not to skip the song before it even fades in? Powered with an acoustic engine and superslides echoing in eleven dimensions, this beast will leave you wanting for more!
This piece was supposed to be our first song without distortion. Only the pristine sound of an acoustic guitar recorded through a microphone. But as the song progressed so did the amount of distortion. And finally we had to let it all loose...
After a yearlong interval, Black Smetana is back at it! Ruining a good year just before it is too late.
The legendary antihero Ovikello passed away 1332-12-24. This song is a tribute to him. Those who have forgotten the past are destined to repeat it.
Released with the game Wings 2 in 2006. It was the first more polished Black Smetana production. Wanna play it with your guitar? Check the tab.
Hey come on baby, and torturesuffer with us. Yeah! This song is about the very interesting torture of obscene gondola.
Organ expert Ilmari the "Nalbantoglu of synthesizer" came to the song in "the organ solo". The rest of the song is built on this masterpiece act. It's really amazing. You just must check it out!
We have no idea how this small-bore riff-tune ended up here. Or who made it. Ja mitä sinä täällä teet? Mene vaikka hautaamaan jotain.
This is complex ballad about the world where are no stories anymore. And which changes into a continent and challenges Life to a joust.
The interaction between us and the moon has changed. We have some serious proof that the tides are bullshit and are designed to take our attention away from the real issues. Here is the proof!
This one is for all the pallid faced human beings, remember to keep your mouth closed while chewing, but be sure to open it when swallowing.
On ne voit bien qu'avec le coeur. L'essentiel est invisible pour les yeux.
The Triumphant Return of the Torture King. Welcome to a trip through the most important eras of music history! Starting from the progressive sounds of Stalingrad and riding with the Gorilla-mother, ending to the hellish voices of six-dimensional Galicula.
For some reason especially thalidomide children dig this spastic song... It contains a few psychosomatic riffs and scourging leads.
This song may cause gloomy diarrhea and Darwinism, due to its slightly heavy riffs. You have been warned!
We have stolen 27 new tube amps and 35 effect pedals, but we still don't know how to tune the guitars. Here are the results!
This thrash metal tune includes several leads, which are mostly very funny.
This is the first song released with the name Black Smetana, the previous songs were initially released with the name Kolme Tenoria. The song is based on an English folk song.
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This tune consists of four Doom and Doom 2 tunes played one after another. The original Doom music was made by Bobby Prince.